Bro, if anything a squirrel ever does to me is actually near fatal... [ Actually, thinking about that. The one that bit him was kind of a mean one. Maybe it's not as impossible as it seems. ]

Well, mostly just consider me really impressed. I won't hold it against him.

[ Join us next month when he's nearly gored by one of those Monty Python rabbits. In the meantime, he'll roll his sock down or his pant leg up or whatever, my cold meds don't allow me to think about the intricacies of these boys and their clothes in the drabwurld. ]